All That Glitters Isn't Gold

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


In addition to being an awesome cook and very large penised, my boyfriend is also goddamed handsome. Seriously, he so freakin hot that I feel retarded when I look at him sometimes. Those blue eyes and adorable dimples make my vagina explode with lust. I think I’m going to tackle rape him when he gets off work. For reals.

  1. agentlemanbastard said: reading too fast, thought you said he had an awesome cock. No doubt that’s true too though.
  2. gutterofglitter posted this