In addition to being an awesome cook and very large penised, my boyfriend is also goddamed handsome. Seriously, he so freakin hot that I feel retarded when I look at him sometimes. Those blue eyes and adorable dimples make my vagina explode with lust. I think I’m going to tackle rape him when he gets off work. For reals.
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oldfamiliarway liked this
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agentlemanbastard said:
reading too fast, thought you said he had an awesome cock. No doubt that’s true too though.
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