(as if I didn't know I was fat before)
You know you’re fat when you eat part of the wrapper with the burger because you weren’t paying attention…..because you were looking at porn. ….and I guess you also know you’re fat when you are multitasking by eating cheese burgers and watching porn at the same time. hahaha!
Why must Dave be asleep....
….I’m soooooo horny!!! And he has this massive sleep boner. He needs to wake up and use it on me! nownownow!