You know you’re fat when you eat part of the wrapper with the burger because you weren’t paying attention…..because you were looking at porn.
….and I guess you also know you’re fat when you are multitasking by eating cheese burgers and watching porn at the same time.
REPLACEMENTS - bastards of young
….I’m soooooo horny!!!
And he has this massive sleep boner. He needs to wake up and use it on me! nownownow!